Diary of a Sycophant: Archive

I woke up this morning with a funny taste in my head. I’m not dead. I’m just floating. I’m a train wreck in the morning. I wear a halo when you look at me. I feel ugly, but I know I still turn you on. No, you can’t hop into my shower—all I ask for is one fucking hour. I ain’t perfect, but you ain’t either. I don’t mean to pick you apart, you see. But I...

Apr 1st

Seething.

Apr 1st

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Y'all need to cool the fuck off.

It shouldn’t come as a surprise that a song called “E.T.” has the better space-themed video. Don’t get butthurt about it because she made a video that directly reflects her lyrics. Katy Perry isn’t “copying” anyone, ffs.

Mar 31st

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Mar 31st

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Mar 31st

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Mar 31st

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Mar 31st

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Mar 31st

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Mar 31st

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Mar 31st

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Now, here you go again: You say you want your...

Well, who am I to keep you down?

Mar 31st

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Mar 31st

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Mar 31st

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Mar 31st

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My "comic." →

I learned how to use Inkscape based off of Order of the Stick, which is an awesome webcomic, if you haven’t heard of it. Hence the replication of style. I might get around to trying something of my own one day, but messing around with the OotS style is really fun for me, now that I know how to use Inkscape.

Mar 31st

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